Ask Emma

Q: What can a pair of Bay Area lovers do for a romantic Valentine's Day that doesn't center around an over-priced and over-elaborate restaurant dinner?
A: Share a half-bottle of Veuve Clicquot in bed and see what happens… No, scratch that. Dress nicely, and I mean VERY nicely, make an entrance into your neighborhood Safeway, buy half-bottle of Veuve Clicquot (yes, they carry), head straight to a local fast food joint, order “for here” and watch the jaw-dropping spectacle all around you, while feeling like Queen of England watched by commoners. You’ll kill a flock of birds with one stone: you’ll be the center of everyone’s attention (and I hope you know how to feel great about it), you’ll behave as silly as you want ('cause beautiful people can), you’ll have a unique experience, and you’ll create personal memories. On the top of all that, you’ll have a great story to share with your envious friends now, and with your bratty grandchildren thereafter… Pouring Veuve Clicquot in paper cups under the table is an adventure on its own. If that last thing does not work out in Burger King, take it home; share it in bed, and… am I repeating my own advice? You might also indulge in fresh oysters, deviled eggs, or dark chocolate truffles, your budget permitting—all known aphrodisiacs. But no matter what you do, don’t add cream to lemon tea.